Douche Card - You are a douche. Learn how to not be a douche.

Did You Receive a Douche Card?

DON'T BE A DOUCHE!

Do you use "lines" to pick up girls?

Do you under tip servers?

Is your name Chip?

Do you drive a Camaro?

Then you are a douche. See our suggestions to the left on how to not be a douche. Stopping all forms of douchery is our goal here at Douche Card. We are trying to help douches stop being douches, one douche at a time.

WHAT ARE THE RAMIFICATIONS OF BEING A DOUCHE?

Endless heckling from your friends.

Never being able to be friends with girls, let alone getting close enough to a girl to be romantic with her.

Get drinks thrown in your face.

Develop a rash.

Experience headaches.

You may suffer physical harm at the hands of the very people trying to help you from being a douche.

You may create an alternate world where you are "The Man" and chicks just don't understand how "cool" you are, and therefore don't "deserve" to be with you . You are probably the guy standing by the car in our Gallery section.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BEING A SPONSOR

Help stop douchery

- No cheesy pick up lines
- Just say hi
- Be interested
- Be interesting
- Be confident
- Don't be over-confident
- Accept rejection
- Tip your server well

FIND US AT

- Seven Sushi Ultralounge and Skybar
- Bar La Grassa
- The Loop
- Brit's Pub
- The Local